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So for the past three months I've been (grudgingly) drinking folgers coffee at work, cause that's what they have. Today they switched to Maxwell House, and I think I was too happy for such a minor change. I did a little happy dance to celebrate the end of the folgers reign of terror.
Then somebody let me in on a secret.
"Upstairs, near the execs, is one of those super high end single cup Krups grind and brews."
The rumors were true! It makes everything! It grinds, it brew, it froths, it frazzles, it frumps, and it froils!
There's a selection of quality beans!
I'm in coffee heaven, which is my version of pie heaven.
Folgers, you suck. I'm giving you an impromptu review. You get zero jupiters.
Then somebody let me in on a secret.
"Upstairs, near the execs, is one of those super high end single cup Krups grind and brews."
The rumors were true! It makes everything! It grinds, it brew, it froths, it frazzles, it frumps, and it froils!
There's a selection of quality beans!
I'm in coffee heaven, which is my version of pie heaven.
Folgers, you suck. I'm giving you an impromptu review. You get zero jupiters.
Zero Jupiters is not very many Jupiters at all.
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is 0 jupiters better or worse than 0 saturns?
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I'm going to say worse.
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Oh, it's much worse. Saturn sucks. It's the only planet in the solar system that is less dense than water.
Cmon! Even folgers is more dense than saturn.
Saturn is worth ten stanley nickles.
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I will give you one Schrute buck for that planet. 3-2-1 say yes 5-4-3-2-1 say it. Say it. Say yes. Sell me Saturn.
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