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Subway has a few secret subs. Including the BLT. And don't go thinking that the BLT is just a veggie sub with bacon. It's a veggie sub with a LOT of bacon. EIGHT strips to be exact. I've never tried to 'Double the meat' to a whopping sixteen heartbusting pieces...
I want to know what other 'off-menu' items there are at other fast food places.
Subway has a few secret subs. Including the BLT. And don't go thinking that the BLT is just a veggie sub with bacon. It's a veggie sub with a LOT of bacon. EIGHT strips to be exact. I've never tried to 'Double the meat' to a whopping sixteen heartbusting pieces...
I want to know what other 'off-menu' items there are at other fast food places.
If you're really goodlooking I hear they'll give you fries with that.
Also if you look at them in the right way, wink, and then say "sausage and egg footlong on italian herbs and cheese," you might be surprised with the results.
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For the last time, it's not a BLT if you have other veggies on it.... I will not stand for your sandwich blaspheme!
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You're not going to believe this, but my grandfather invented that sandwich. His name was Harold BLT.
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I don't believe it.
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Andy: I saw your dorkmobile in the parking lot, what does it get, like four miles to the gallon?
Dwight: Uh, try double that. Classic Trans Am, vintage American muscle. Please.
Andy: Yeah, my Xterra’s pretty sweet. Luxurious yet rugged. Leave it to the Japanese.
Dwight: Xterra’s not even a real word.
Andy: Actually, it is. It’s Latin for “earth.”
Dwight: Oh, so you drive an X-Earth?
Andy: Yeah.
Dwight: That makes sense. I’d rather drive a classic Trans Am than an XEarth.
Andy: Yeah, I bet you would. Oh, by the way, 1985 called and wants its car back.
Dwight: Well I hope 1985 has a time machine ’cause I drive an 87.
Andy: Oh, speaking of time machines, I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral and guess what, nobody came.
Dwight: Speaking of funerals, why don’t you go ahead and go die.
Andy: Oh, that was a really well-constructed sentence. You should be an English professor at Cor-not University.
Dwight: Idiot!
Andy: If I were an idiot, I’d be driving a Trans Am.
Dwight: If you were driving a Trans Am, you would be the smartest idiot in the whole world.
Andy (fake coughing): Idiot!
Dwight (fake coughing): You’re the idiot!
Andy (fake coughing): Nice comeback!
Dwight (fake coughing): I was making fun of your comeback! That’s why it worked. (Andy leaves in disgust.) I totally got the best of that interchange. (Coughs for real.)
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Best. Reply. Ever.
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I didn't join the volunteer sheriff's department to make friends...and I haven't.
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MMM BACON.
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